Friday, May 18, 2007

Sympathetic overlook or undeserved mercy?

Perhaps those of us at the communal closet are just a hair too young for Punky Brewster (according to www.wikipedia.org, my new best friend, the show aired from 1984-1986 and then in syndication until 1988, when most of us communal closeters were the ripe old age of four...more of a Sesame Street age) but we still remember reruns of the show starring the spritely Soleil Moon Frye, pictured below.



Sweet, right? Totally impish. Love it.


Anyway, Soleil actually grew up to be quite the attractive woman. Here she is a few years ago during her time as a cast member on Sabrina the Teenage Witch.



Now, here is a picture of Ms. Sunny Moon Fries (mmm fries) that was posted on the deliciously (mmm delicious) evil blog, www.gofugyourself.com.



I know it's a little small, but look closely. Click on it if you have to do that "Save Image As" thing. Notice anything different? That's right; it pretty much looks like her nose get hit with a large blunt object a la Marcia Brady in that infamous "My nose!" episode. The Fug Girls had this to say about her ensemble:

"Girl, you are all torso and feet, like a little wind-up child's toy. What happened to the rest of your legs? Did I miss a Very Special Episode where Punky's legs are tragically amputated? Because I feel like I would have remembered that one. Get this thing shortened and show us a little leg, my dear."

Really guys? That's all you noticed? Nothing about the flat beak? Well, then, let me be the one to throw it out there, the blunt girl who inevitably gets in trouble: Soleil, this nose job was not a good move on your part. Ever heard of Jennifer Grey? Well, no one born after 1990 has, and that's because she got a nose job and virtually disappeared from the entertainment world after she resorted to appearing in a sitcom in which she made fun of herself for getting a nose job and having it ruin her career. I hate to say this, Soleil, but the parallel is...well, it's staring me in the face.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ok, I don't care if you make one name French, you can't name your kid Sun Moon. Soleil is nice. Moon as a middle name, fine. Sun Moon? Mama's on drugs.

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